How to create batch virus

How to make or create batch virus, this virus is used in destroying hard disk..This virus is very dangerous click here to download.
Listen carefully after downloading do not run it on ur system..
Acts its can do.
1.It ll automatically copy in startup.
2.It ll automatically copy over & it runs 1000 times into random spots in ur pc.
3.It ll hide itself & in all the other created programs & files.
4.It kills the tasks of MSN,NORTON.WINDOWS EXPLORER,LIMEWIRE.
5. It swaps left click button of mouse with right.
6.Automatically opens all alert boxes.
7.It changes the display time on ur pc to 12:00 & shutdowns ur pc.